Rhyme of the day

Cube narrates a bathroom stop at his mom's house and the relief that follows.

Steady Mobbin' — Ice Cube, 1991

In the middle of a day-in-the-life narrative, Cube stops at his mother's house, uses the bathroom, and reports on how much better he feels afterward.

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